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BIDEN: ‘Imagine Had The Tobacco Industry Been Immune To Prostitute’

“The only outfit in the country that is immune, imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute, from being sued,” Biden screamed. “C’mon!”

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Joe Biden made a series of strange and incoherent remarks during a rant against the Second Amendment on Monday, and at one point told Americans to imagine a scenario where the tobacco industry had been “immune to prostitute to being sued.”

At one point during his erratic tirade, Biden mentioned the tobacco industry and prostitution, ostensibly confusing the word “prosecute” with “prostitute.”

“The only outfit in the country that is immune, imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute, from being sued,” Biden screamed. “C’mon!”

As Valiant News reported Monday afternoon, Biden yelled about “ghost guns” on the White House lawn, confused the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms with the American Federation of Teachers, and called federally licensed firearms dealers “merchants of death.”

“Take a look at this, it comes in this package,” Biden yelled during the remarks. “You can see the picture down here maybe. This is the gun. It’s not hard to put together. A little drill, a hand drill at home, doesn’t take very long. Anyone can order it in the mail. Anyone.”

“We’re going after rogue gun dealers,” Biden bellowed, proclaiming that federally licensed firearms dealers are “merchants of death” who are “breaking the law for profit, selling guns that are killing innocent people.”

The remarks left some Americans scratching their heads with concerns over the president’s cognitive abilities and overall respect for the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, coming after Biden appeared to invent a few new non-english words lask week.

After uttering the bizarre phrase “Alsdfnnalcaofieajlskdfa!” and apologizing repeatedly, the 46th president went on a strange tangent about visiting with Chinese President Xi Jinping in the Himalayan mountains during the Supreme Court confirmation ceremony for Ketanji Brown Jackson three days ago.

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word,” said Biden. “Alsdfnnalcaofieajlskdfa!”

Biden once again uttered non-english when he shouted “ToshuwiwebuilAmericawehavbabapromise” while speaking to a crowd at at the North America’s Building Trades Unions (NABTU) Legislative Conference just two days earlier.

“You know what it is, most people don’t.” Biden bellowed, “ToshuwiwebuilAmericawehavbabapromise, a promise!”

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Andrew White is a Northern Virginia native. His work has been previously featured on Alex Jones’ Infowars, Revolver News, and The Liberty Daily. White is a constitutionalist Patriot, who focuses on social issues, election integrity, globalism, US politics, as well as general corporate and government corruption.



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    April 11, 2022 at 9:07 pm

    Imagine if pharmaceuticals had been immune from suit….

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      Mrs. Ramsay

      April 12, 2022 at 6:29 am

      EXACTLY my comment, you beat me to it!

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    E Fudd

    April 11, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    This is a complete fallacy. As is his track record for the past 40 years, Biden is dumb as a rock. The tobacco industry was sued because because behind the scenes they knew tobacco was bad for your health yet they still marketed it as safe even to go as far as to find ways to make it more appealing to kids. Gun manufacturers have never marketed their products as cool to kill others in domestic and urban assaults.

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    Grizz Mann

    April 11, 2022 at 11:08 pm

    C’mon man!Biden has had a way with words throughout his career. Voters and Dominion knew that. I sure miss mean tweets.

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    Jeel Byden

    April 11, 2022 at 11:08 pm

    ” he smells like ‘tinkle’ “

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    April 11, 2022 at 11:44 pm

    Stupid pathetic Brandon

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    April 12, 2022 at 2:48 am

    Forget the presidency, what a pathetic excuse for a man.

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    April 12, 2022 at 5:25 am

    If only I had been to immune to that prostitute.

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    April 12, 2022 at 7:28 am

    Molon labe, M-Fer…Molon labe.

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    April 12, 2022 at 7:40 am

    What Bumbling Biden and others covertly overlook is the fact that the 2d Amendment protects an existing Right. Rights are not privileges. Presidents do not make law. Technically – legally – for him and his handlers to attempt, as they are, to subvert constitutional protections and process is to attempt the commission of crimes. Given the gravity of those crimes, use of force in self-defense is an appropriate response. How many times will we allow them to repeat their crimes before they are removed from office?

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    Erik Vornoff

    April 12, 2022 at 8:06 am

    Roar, dinosaur, roar.

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    April 12, 2022 at 8:49 am

    the firearms industry is NOT immune to prosecution for criminal or civil wrongs. What they ARE (now) immune from is third party claims against them when someone uses a firearm for a crime or to accidentally cause harm, AS ALL OTHER INDUSTRIES ARE.

    Judicial protection from third party liability has been a bedrock of common and American law for a very long time. If Dementia Joe was right then all car makers should be sued into oblivion for drunk driving deaths, and drive-by shooting deaths, etc. because the car enabled the deaths.

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    April 12, 2022 at 10:07 am

    Imagine if Hunter had been immune to prostitute, Joe might be able to finish out his stolen term

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