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‘CROOKED JOE’: Trump Retires ‘Crooked Hillary’ and Grants Title to Biden

“He’ll be known from now on as ‘Crooked Joe Biden.'”

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45th President Donald Trump has retired the popular “Crooked Hillary” title on behalf of former First Lady Hillary Clinton and instead bestowing the “crooked” moniker on Joe Biden.

“Joe Biden officially announced that he would seek four more disastrous years,” President Trump said Thursday, eliciting an energetic response from the New Hampshire crowd. “As you know, I’ve done very well against Crooked Hillary Clinton.”

He then announced, “I will be retiring the name ‘Crooked’ from Hillary Clinton and her moniker.” Trump then joked that he would give her a new name,” “like maybe ‘Lovely Hillary’ or ‘Beautiful Hillary.'”

“I’m going to retire the name ‘Crooked’ so that we can use the name for Joe Biden.” Trump proclaimed, “He’ll be known from now on as ‘Crooked Joe Biden.'”

“You would think Hillary would be very happy today,” noted Trump. “She’s out there someplace celebrating because there’s never been anyone in the history of American politics so crooked and so dishonest as Joe Biden.”

“The press absolutely refuses to report it,” he added, “Because they’re just as crooked as he is.”

During his speech, the 45th President touted his extremely high poll numbers and proclaimed himself to be the rightful Republican candidate to dethrone Joe Biden in 2024.

“You know, these polls are amazing. So today is very, very important and big. Emerson Poll came out, so it has Trump at 62 percent, ‘DeSanctus’ at 16, Mike Pence at 7,” Trump pointed out.

“Obviously people are dreaming of energy independence, a strong military like you had, and borders, and low taxes, and a strong, we want strong borders. We want low taxes. We want low interest rates. We want to be respected throughout the world, not laughed at. We’re laughed at,” the 45th President added.

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Andrew White is a Northern Virginia native. His work has been previously featured on Alex Jones’ Infowars, Revolver News, and The Liberty Daily. White is a constitutionalist Patriot, who focuses on social issues, election integrity, globalism, US politics, as well as general corporate and government corruption.

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