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‘No Fowl Play’: Biden Insists Turkey Pardon Wasn’t Rigged Like Americans Think His Election Was

“The votes are in. They’ve been counted and verified. There’s no ballot stuffing, there’s no fowl play.”

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Joe Biden today insisted that the annual White House turkey pardon tradition this year was not plagued with any “fowl play” or “ballot stuffing,” ostensibly taking a comical Thanksgiving-themed swipe at Americans who have lost confidence in the integrity of the nation’s electoral system.

Seemingly paying tribute to the 80 year old president’s favorite ice cream flavor, Biden pardoned two turkeys named “Chocolate” and “Chip” today at the White House.

During the turkey pardoning ceremony, Biden bragged about the Republican Party’s midterm underperformance and promised that the pardoning process was not rigged, as many Americans grow increasingly concerned over the legitimacy of modern elections.

“The votes are in. They’ve been counted and verified. There’s no ballot stuffing, there’s no fowl play,” Biden said.

“The only ‘Red Wave’ this season is gonna be a German Shepard, Commander, knocks over cranberry sauce on our table,” Biden said of the midterm elections.

“I hereby pardon Chocolate and Chip,” the president added.

Some Americans were left scratching their heads after the president asked one the turkeys if they wanted to speak.

“9.5 million turkeys! I tell ya what, that’s like some of the countries I’ve been to and they — anyway,” Biden said.

Biden then looked at the turkey and asked it “you want to talk?” as he put the microphone in its face.

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The president also acknowledged the presence of his deceased son’s kids, grandchildren Natalie and Beau Biden, after introducing groups of school children who attended the White House event.

“That’s my grandson Beau up there and my granddaughter. Don’t let em jump!” Biden said, followed by laughter from the audience.

The subject of Thanksgiving was brought up during 45th President Donald Trump’s official 2024 presidential run announcement, to which the former president warned Americans that the ongoing inflation crisis would impact the price of turkey.

“Good luck getting a turkey for Thanksgiving,” President Trump said. “Number one, you won’t get it. Number two, you’ll pay three to four times more than you paid last year.”

“We will bring our supply chains and manufacturing base back home as we were strongly doing during the Trump administration, and we will systematically bring back wealth, health, and success to the American middle class and to America itself,” he added.

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Andrew White is a Northern Virginia native. His work has been previously featured on Alex Jones’ Infowars, Revolver News, and The Liberty Daily. White is a constitutionalist Patriot, who focuses on social issues, election integrity, globalism, US politics, as well as general corporate and government corruption.

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    JOHN GRYCHAK

    November 22, 2022 at 6:53 am

    I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOE BIDEN, AND HIS “NOT SO MERRY BAND” OF ANTI-AMERICANS, WOULD LAST THIS LONG? I HOPE THE GOP HITS THE FIELD RUNNING, ON JAN 3RD, WITH GUNS “ABLAZING”, WHEN THEY FINALLY TAKE BACK THE HOUSE. AND…UNDO MANY BAD THINGS THAT THE BIDEN REGIME HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO D, MOST OFTHEM ARE “ILLEGAL”, SO THIS SHOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM FOR THE HOUSE MEMBERS.

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      ekim

      November 27, 2022 at 11:09 am

      This creep and his minions have ruled OUR GOVT. for decades and have been backed by billionaire CROOKS who continue to influence OUR elections with their illicit donations to radical candidates in every part of our system and the longer they have that power the closer we as a nation become as a third world country, ruled by the ultra rich !

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    Gerald Ladd

    November 22, 2022 at 6:56 am

    Where did they dig up people dumb enough to laugh at his shit?

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      corruption as usual

      November 22, 2022 at 7:36 am

      Gerald, did you ever hear of “laugh tracks”? That’s where those “fake” laughs come from. It’s good old WeirdoWood in the works!

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      Richard

      November 27, 2022 at 11:28 am

      The idiots that voted for him.

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    David

    November 22, 2022 at 7:45 am

    If I had to call him “grandpa,” I would have jumped. how humiliating.

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    FJB POS SBM FTD ESM

    November 22, 2022 at 8:06 am

    DEVIL BOY JOE IS NOT GOING TO DOUBLE TALK GOD WHEN HE HAS TO GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF WHAT HE’S DONE ON EARTH !!!!

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      dennodogg

      November 22, 2022 at 9:22 am

      I’d rather see him ” in chains” before he ever gets judged by God.

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      Lawrence

      November 27, 2022 at 2:51 pm

      FJB POS SBM FTD ESM
      So true and the Scripture I believe says it best says all!

      Matthew 25:41 “Then He will say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.(demons)”

      That is eternity suffering in hell for the rotten evil things he did here! $468Billion appropriated for abortion which is 20 times the amount provided by the previous abortion king of all time Obama; and this he did during his first 100 days in office including up to full term! And that one action alone proves who he is commanded by!!! Satan owns this evil SOB who is ruining our country and killing all those innocent babies! He is clearly a devil who needs to be in hell ASAP! I pray in the name of Jesus. Amen.

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        Say What ??

        November 27, 2022 at 6:16 pm

        Lawrence ,
        Excellent Reply !!

        Also to CS Below,

        GOD Exists , Don’t Gamble Your Soul With Eternity !!

        Evil Exists for Now Because WE Have FREE Will !!

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      CharlieSeattle

      November 27, 2022 at 3:02 pm

      Pfft, It God really existed Obozo, Clinton, Soros, McConnell, McCarthy and Biden would not!

      “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
      Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
      Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
      Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
      ― Epicurus

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        Don N

        November 28, 2022 at 3:22 pm

        Charlie, apparently Epicurus uses pretend logic just as you do. God gave man a free will which includes the ability to do evil.
        A free will is necessary to love. If you only could do what your Creator wanted you to do, you would then be a robot rather than a person. God is both willing and able to prevent evil, but chooses not to by giving man a free will.

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    Drosack

    November 27, 2022 at 10:54 am

    Be careful what you cheat for, you just might get it. Sooner or later it will come and bite YOU on the arse. Biden it will be to late.

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    Thorn

    November 27, 2022 at 11:46 am

    F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B. F.J.B.
    DemoRats/Leftists/Liberals and Trump-haters are Lying, deceiving, greedy, anti-American monsters that suck schit-balls.
    At the very least, they should all be in GITMO.

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      Lawrence

      November 27, 2022 at 2:53 pm

      Absolutely!

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    Lowrider

    November 27, 2022 at 12:02 pm

    …everyone knows the Presidential Election was bullshit…You think we’re stupid??? If you want to see stupid personified look at the dip-shit they installed in the Whitehouse…

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      Lawrence

      November 27, 2022 at 3:01 pm

      True! And he never did an honest day’s work in his life! All he has been is a government enabled sicko, freak, dirty rotten devil and heinous criminal stealing and cheating all he can!!! There is a special horrible place in hell reserved just for him, I can assure you from my heart!!!

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    Rick

    November 27, 2022 at 1:57 pm

    Joe is a clown.

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    CharlieSeattle

    November 27, 2022 at 3:06 pm

    How soon we forget…Biden has created the most extensive and comprehensive election fraud organization in America

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J9hh8tyTC8

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    Ron C

    November 27, 2022 at 11:04 pm

    Biden spilled the beans before the elections by admitting they would be rigged, and now two times after the elections subconsciously, and Nasty Nancy spilled the beans before the elections by saying there will be no way Trump will be around after the elections!

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    Daniel

    November 28, 2022 at 11:17 am

    Oh I don’t know, during his election against Trump and he was bragging about the Democrat steal machine, I believed him and knew it was over. You know folks, when Bill Gates says he want to kill everyone on earth, might I suggest YOU BELIEVE HIM TOO?! He’s already killed million across the world. DUH?

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    dcwalker

    November 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    I was in the government before Biden came along; I remember every one of his gaffes and comments….its like voters in Delaware never heard of primaries, where new people come into office…..

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